“An ‘ode to Krispy Kreme” by Chris Terhaar (To the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”)

I had to work on Christmas Eve so I brought in Krispy Kreme donuts to make the day a little better. My co-worker Chris wrote the following 'ode which made me chuckle!

Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting
Your fresh and warm In my mouth you melt You force me to Loosen up my belt
Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting
Inside my thighs You turn to fat So please tell me What’s up with that
Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting
You used to be By AZ Mills But you got closed Didn’t pay the bills
Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting
Your stores are few And far between But it’s worth the gas For your sweet cuisine
Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting
It’s been a while Going batty But we’ve been reunited Thanks to Patty!
Oh Krispy Kreme Oh Krispy Kreme Oh how I love your frosting